Andrew Fryer wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:50 pmWalking down the road, Peter meets his friend Paul giving a woman a piggy-back.
Peter asks what's going on.
Paul replies "Nothing bad - we're off to a fancy-dress party. I'm going as a tortoise."
Peter asks, what's with the woman on your back?
Paul replies, "That's Michelle"