What is brown and sticky?
I told that joke to my grandkids a few days before the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie was released and when the joke was told in the movie the kids all turned to me and said they took my joke and acted very proud of me because they thought I was the one that made it up...so I bought them more popcorn & candy...and they still think I came up with the joke.
oops that didn't post where I expected, but it is in reference to the colonoscopy of course.
I once saw a five year beating himself in the head with a stick.Erik Zurcher wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:34 pmA London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow cop.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Glasgow cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop’s expense!!
Glasgow cop says, “License and registration, please.”
London Lawyer says, “What for?”
Glasgow cop says, “Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
London Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Glasgow cop says, “Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please”
London Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Glasgow cop says, “The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop,that’s the law. License and registration,please!”
London Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”
Glasgow cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living sh*t out of the lawyer and says, “Daeye want me to stop, or just slow doon?”
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?