Intune wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:11 pm
"If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?"
-- Steven Wright
From the same guy: "Our high school colors were 'clear'. We used to say, 'We're not naked, we're in the band.' "
"Man creates what he calls history as a screen to conceal the workings of the apocalypse from himself."
"Religions are, for the most part, bad—but religion is not".
-- Kurt Gödel
"Everything should be as simple as possible, but not simpler."
-- Whoever (attributed to several different people, mainly Einstein)
"Tall men and tall houses are least furnished in the upper storeys." -- (Francis Bacon?) (Being only 5'10" I can repeat that one lol)