A bit of politics (to change!)
-You have 2 cows. Your neighbors help you take care of it and you share the milk.
-You have 2 cows. The government takes both and supplies you with milk.
-You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them and sells you the milk.
-You have 2 cows. The government takes you the blonde cow and kills the brunette.
-You have 2 cows. The militia confiscate them and shoot you.
-You have 2 cows. The Lord arrogates to himself half the milk.
-You have 2 cows. An election designates who will decide who owns the milk.
DEMOCRACY OF SINGAPORE
-You have 2 cows. You are fined for keeping livestock in an apartment.
-You have 2 cows. You let them milk themselves.
-You have 2 cows. You sell one, and you buy a bull to make little ones.
CAPITALISM OF HONG KONG
-You have 2 cows. You sell 3 to your publicly traded company using your brother-in-law's credentials from your bank. Then you make an "exchange of letters against participation", accompanied by a public offer, and you recover 4 cows in the operation while benefiting from a tax abatement for the maintenance of 5 cows.
The milk rights of 6 cows are then transferred by a Panamanian intermediary to the account of a company in the Cayman Islands, held illegally by a shareholder who resells your rights to the milk of 7 cows to your listed company. The company's report includes 8 ruminants, with option to purchase an additional animal.
In the meantime you shoot down the 2 cows because their horoscope is unfavorable
-You have 2 cows. You sell one, you force the other to produce like four, and you fired the worker who took care of it by accusing him of being useless.
-You have 2 cows. The government publishes hygiene rules that invite you to kill one. After which he makes you declare the quantity of milk you have been milking with the other, he buys the milk and throws it away. Finally, you are given forms to declare the missing cow.
-You have 2 cows. You keep the milk and the government buys you the dung.
-You have 2 cows. The government is fining you for discrimination. You exchange one of your cows for a bull that you milk too.
-You have 2 cows. The government demands that you give them harmonica lessons.
-You subsidize the first year to buy a 3rd cow. The quotas are fixed in the second year and you pay a fine for overproduction. You are given a bonus the third year to slaughter the 3rd cow.
UK CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY
-Kill one of the cows to feed it to the other. The living cow goes crazy. Europe subsidizes you to slaughter it. You feed it to your sheep.
CAPITALISM IN FRENCH
-To finance the retirement of your cows, the government decides to raise a new tax: the CSSANAB (social contribution of solidarity with our friends the animals). Two years later, as France has recovered part of the British herd, the system is deficient. To finance the deficit, a new tax on milk production is raised: the RAB (reimbursement of bovine slate). The cows go on strike. There is no more milk. The French are in the street: "MILK WANTS MILK". France builds a milk pipeline under the sleeve to get supplies from the English. Europe declares English milk unfit for consumption. A new tax is raised for the maintenance of the milk-line, which has become useless.