Who should be chief?
When the human body was created, all parties wanted to be a leader.
The brain said: "Since I command everything and think for everyone, I should be the leader."
The feet said, "Since we carry the body where it wants it and so we can do what the brain thinks we should be chief."
The hands said, "Since we do all the work and earn money to maintain the whole body, we should be chief."
And so on for the heart, the eyes, the ears and the lungs. Finally, the a**hole was heard and asked to be chosen as a chef. The other parts of the body burst out laughing at the idea that an *** could be chief.
The *** got angry and refused to work.
Soon the brain became feverish, the eyes glazed, the feet were too weak to walk, the hands hung limply, and the heart and lungs struggled to survive.
So all begged the brain to let it bend and allow the *** to be a leader.
So was done.
All the other parts of the body were doing the work, while the *** was leading everybody and dealing mainly with ****, like any leader worthy of the title.
There is no need to be a brain to become a leader; an *** is much more likely. Look around you and you will be convinced.